internet love machine

facetime, 06 08 10

Tue, 08 Jun 2010 15:07:49 -0000

facetime was actually the name of a small company in belmont (their office is right near jameco). then apple was just like "oh btw, we're taking your name. and your lunch money."

twitter intelligence, 02 03 10

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 20:49:00 -0000

"WHY DA FK DEY TAKE R HASHTAGZ?!?1~" tweeted @BiEBeRs_H0e_333.

hacker space, 02 02 10

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 19:07:21 -0000

"hacker collective" is about 20 times worse than "artistic collective"

artistic collective, 02 01 10

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 06:50:19 -0000

seriously if i hear the word "collective" come out of anyone's mouth, bitch gonna get his tumblr hacked

new years quotes 3, 01 03 10

Sat, 09 Jan 2010 01:16:57 -0000

wow, just realized this site is over 2 years old. damn.

new years drink recipe, 01 02 10

Sat, 09 Jan 2010 01:16:05 -0000

we couldn't think of a good name for it. any suggestions?

new years quotes 2, 01 02 10

Sat, 09 Jan 2010 01:14:13 -0000

our car almost fell off a cliff.

new years quotes 1, 12 30 09

Sat, 09 Jan 2010 01:12:55 -0000

glenn, master of idle threats

visiting your family over the holidays, 12 24 09

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 03:36:55 -0000

also, apparently this stupid site is over 2 years old. definitely didn't think it would last this long.

the real code monkeys 6 (LOST EPISODE), 12 06 09

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:39:48 -0000

fuck the double standard!

the real code monkeys 5, 10 24 09

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 08:44:12 -0000

argh... web designers...

the real code monkeys 4, 10 23 09

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 08:53:30 -0000

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

the real code monkeys 3, 10 21 09

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:30:01 -0000

peter naur is a frail old man. the grammar of barryscript might cause him to end it all.

the real code monkeys 2, 10 20 09

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:30:47 -0000

i can tolerate k&r brace style, but... eight spaces per tab???
also, i checked wikipedia and apparently what i've always called "bsd style" is actually called "allman style." damn you wikipedia

the real code monkeys 1, 10 19 09

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 03:39:57 -0000

i should note that this series is in no way indicative of my employer. i love my job and would very much like to keep it.